![]() ![]() “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.” A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him.Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind.If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?.Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.I used to run a dating service for chickens.What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog. I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend.I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.Only a fraction of people will understand this The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.I guess the two of us aren't going to work out. I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning.Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.I hate my job-all I do is crush cans all day.What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve." My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy.Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday.What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder.After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.What does a baby computer call his father? Data.Here are 200 of our favorite dad jokes, separated into several distinct categories for any dad-amusing situation. Yes, fine, it didn’t help my dad live longer, but I know for a fact that he was laughing on the last day of his life, and that seems like the best possible way to leave this mortal coil. Recent studies have shown that a good dose of humor, however groan-worthy, can lower your risk of cardiovascular illness, increase your body's ability to fight pain and prevent disease, and even help you live longer. If it evokes a reaction somewhere between cringing and earnest laughter, and you simultaneously want to tell the person sharing the joke to tell you more and also shut up because they’re embarrassing you in front of your friends, congratulations, you’re in the presence of a Dad joke.Īre Dad jokes good for you? Inarguably. To paraphrase US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart when expounding on how to identify pornography in 1964, you’ll know it when you see it. If you’ve ever had a father (or currently are one), you don’t need me to explain a Dad Joke. For most of his life (or at least as long as I knew him), he was a huge advocate and gleeful teller of Dad Jokes. But more importantly, we knew it would’ve made our dad laugh. “He died as he lived,” we’d say, nodding meaningfully. So we started telling people that he'd been killed by a colon parasite. We didn't want to be cheered up with idiotic aphorisms that put a positive spin on his medical condition. He died of an enlarged heart, and when the news spread in our neighborhood, well-meaning friends and acquaintances would walk up to my brother and me and tell us, “Your dad died as he lived, with a big heart.” It never failed to annoy us. This is a story about one of my favorite dad jokes. ![]()
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If left untreated, the following symptoms can manifest: recurrent urinary and respiratory tract infections.joint and muscle pain, cramps, and weakness.slowed heart rate, movements, and speech.Symptoms of hypothyroidism commonly include, but are not limited to: These regulate metabolism, and they also affect the following functions: The thyroid creates two thyroid hormones, triiodothyronine (T3) and thyroxine (T4). Thyroid hormones affect multiple organ systems, so the symptoms of hypothyroidism are wide-ranging and diverse. Share on Pinterest Hypothyroidism refers to the underproduction of hormones in the thyroid gland. TSH ensures that enough thyroid hormones are made to meet the needs of the body. This, in turn, is regulated by the hypothalamus, a region of the brain. The production of thyroid hormones is regulated by thyroid-stimulating hormone (TSH), which is made by the pituitary gland. Hormones are chemical messengers that relay information to the organs and tissues of the body, controlling processes such as metabolism, growth, and mood. It is an endocrine gland, made up of special cells that make hormones. The thyroid gland is found in the front of the neck below the larynx, or voice box, and has two lobes, one on each side of the windpipe. ![]() If thyroxine levels are low, many of the body’s functions slow down.Ībout 4.6 percent of the population aged 12 years and above in the United States has hypothyroidism. Thyroid hormones regulate metabolism, or the way the body uses energy. However, the link between hyperthyroidism and hypothyroidism is complex, and one can lead to the other, in certain circumstances. ![]() The opposite is hyperthyroidism, where the thyroid produces too much thyroid hormone. An underactive thyroid gland can lead to weight gain, tiredness, and feeling cold constantly. Hypothyroidism is when the thyroid gland does not produce enough thyroid hormones. ![]() ![]() Should I still bother with flood insurance?Įven if it’s not required, you should think carefully about purchasing a flood insurance policy. Only homeowners in SFHA areas (coded zone A) with federally backed mortgages are subject to mandatory flood insurance purchase requirements. Am I required to have flood insurance in flood zone X?.Shaded zone X flood zones are not in 100-year floodplains but are inside a 500-year floodplain, so they’re at moderate risk. Unshaded flood zone X means you’re not in a 100- or 500-year floodplain, and you’re at the lowest risk of flooding. Zone VE areas carry zone V risks but have additional floodplain information and base flood information. Zone V areas are coastal and carry a series of additional hazards that could increase flood damage, such as wave action, hurricanes, and storm surge. Zone AR means your property is temporarily at increased risk because a flood mitigation project like a dam or levee is under construction or renovation. Zone AO means your primary flood risk is from streams or rivers, and sheet flow could cause average flood depths between 1 and 3 feet. Zone AH properties are usually next to ponds. Zone AH flood zones are still high-risk, but the average flood depth is between 1 and 3 feet. Zone AE means your home is at or below base flood elevation and at high risk of flooding, and there is detailed flood information available for your area. That might not sound likely to meet the definition of “high-risk,” but think of it this way: there’s a 26 percent chance that a 100-year flood will come during a 30- year mortgage. SFHAs are in 100-year floodplains, meaning that every year, there’s at least a 1-in-100 annual chance of a flood. Zone A and zone V are Special Flood Hazard Areas, known as SFHAs. The rest of the FEMA flood zone codes are pretty simple. The average depth of flooding in shaded zone X is one foot-but keep in mind that even an inch of water can do a lot of damage. Zone X flood zones also might be in an area with a 1 percent chance of flooding in a given year that is protected by levees or other flood protection measures that lower the risk of damage. ![]() Property owners can breathe easily that they’re not in a high- risk flood zone but should still be as wary as ever of flood disaster. This is also defined as the 0.2 percent annual-chance floodplain. The bad news: Zone B is usually not in a 100-year floodplain, but it’s inside a 500-year floodplain. Properties at or below base flood elevation are in a 100-year floodplain, meaning they have a 1 percent chance of flood in a given year. The SFHA zones are also called base flood zones because they’re at or below base flood elevation ( BFE ). If you’re in a zone B or shaded zone X flood zone, here’s the good news: you’re not in an SFHA ( Special Flood Hazard Area ) like Zone A, which means you’re outside the high-risk areas. Shaded zone X or zone B indicates moderate flood risk. If you’re in a shaded flood zone X, you also might see a zone B flood code. With that out of the way, let’s get deeper into the specifics of what flood zone X means. Even though flood insurance is only required in Special Flood Hazard Areas, and only then for properties with federally backed mortgages, every homeowner ought to seriously consider flood insurance. If so many insured properties have flood issues, think of all the homes in flood zone X that never bought insurance but still sustained costly flood damage.įlooding is the most common and costly natural disaster. And with climate change altering weather patterns, intense rain events and flash flooding will happen more frequently and in unexpected places.Ībout 20 percent of flood insurance claims come from properties at low to moderate flood risk. Heavy rainfall can happen anywhere and quickly cause tens of thousands of dollars in damage. That might sound like a relief! But first, let’s get a couple of things out of the way:Įveryone is at risk of flooding. At the most basic level, flood zone code X indicates a low or moderate risk of flooding. ![]() ![]() Thankfully, time zones help to prevent the chaos that would reign if we were unable to readily determine the time in another locality. Time zones are named taking various factors into consideration, the most common one being location. As a result of the different time zones which are shown in this time zone map, there are 39 different local times that are currently being used worldwide which you can view on our time zone map. The borders on a world clock map which represents the time zones around the world are drawn to match up with the local and international time zone borders. Balancing multiple time zones and making sure the selected time works for everyone is no easy task, and this time zone map can help you get your bearings faster. Using the time zone map, you can easily figure out what time is where and what would be the best time to schedule your call for everyone involved. You might need to do this if you have an important conference call to make, or schedule a video meeting involving people from different locations. This is where a time zone map comes in: if you want to know what the time will be in several different places in the world at any given moment, this is the perfect tool for it. But what if you need to know the time in several different locations across the globe at the same time? A quick way to figure out what time it is in another location is using a a time zone converter: simply input your local time and select a country you want to know the time of, and you‘ll get an instant result. ![]() If you’re someone who works or communicates with people in different continents or countries – and let’s face it, in the day and age of Zoom calls and remote work, who doesn’t? – being able to calculate differences between time zones is essential. ![]() ![]() ![]() Interacting with a real person is much more authentic than just watching actors in a movie. I've had great success in my language learning missions when video chatting with my tutors and teachers. Live Video Chat with Native Spanish Speakers SUNY Albany: The State University of New York (SUNY) at Albany put together an extensive list of video resources in the Spanish Language.Please note that it also comes with a parental advisory warning for content. Gangster Que Hago?: This is a comedy series about a man looking for love in all the wrong places.Malviviendo: This show follows the lives of several friends living on the outskirts of Seville, Spain.Here are some Spanish YouTube series to view life in the Spanish speaking world. ![]() And video is the only type of listening practice which allows you to practise this important part of Spanish communication. Since most communication is nonverbal, seeing the body postures, facial expressions and hand gestures of Spanish speakers will make it easier to understand them. Videos for Spanish Listening: Your Key To Understanding Body Language These Spanish listening resources are for everyone, regardless of your level. Lessons: It is helpful to listen to Spanish in a structured environment, especially when you are first starting out.News: This provides you with more formal, standard use of the language, combined with contemporary topics.Music: Listening to music gives you a look at the creative and poetic side of a language.Podcasts and Radio: For covering a variety of topics and speaking styles, podcasts and online radio can't be beat. ![]()
![]() ![]() ![]() Note: If you’re continuing a game from a previous save file, players who have already beat Dynus or completed the altars will have to return to Dynus to trigger the new Epilogue Quest. Though it seems your job is not done yet, because there’s unfinished business in Withergate and Nel’Vari that requires action! With the help of some old friends, you might just be able to make things right with the Elven Village and Monster City. Once you have handled ever-spreading darkness from Dynus, Sun Haven can finally celebrate in peace. Sun Haven will also be on sale for two weeks starting tomorrow morning!Įvery epic story deserves an equally epic ending, and that’s just what we’ve got for you all in Patch 1.1! We’re excited to announce that Patch 1.1: Epilogue, Translations, and Customization is now available on Steam! This patch includes Sun Haven’s Epilogue to the story, 15 new language translations, more player customization, more pets, new mounts, updated RNPC interiors, and Volume 2 of the Sun Haven Soundtrack. ![]() Patch 1.1: Epilogue, Translations, and Customization You will find general information about cookies and details on how to delete cookies from your device.Steam商店, Steam评测区 | 其乐相关帖, SteamDB, AStats, SCE, Barter | Steam客户端中查看, 入库或安装 | 复制ASF代码 Alternatively, you can visit which contains comprehensive information on how to do this on a wide variety of browsers and devices. If you want to restrict or block the cookies that are set by our website, you can do so through your browser setting. For example, we will recognize your username and remember how you customized the site during future visits. Functionality cookiesįunctionality cookies let us operate the site in accordance with the choices you make. For example, these cookies let us recognize that you have created an account and have logged into that account. Necessary cookies allow us to offer you the best possible experience when accessing and navigating through our website and using its features. What types of cookies do we use? Necessary cookies It will contain some anonymous information such as a unique identifier, website’s domain name, and some digits and numbers. Each cookie is unique to your web browser. What are cookies?Ĭookies are simple text files that are stored on your computer or mobile device by a website’s server. By visiting plati.market you agree that plati.market may use cookies to be processed by Google Analytics and Yandex.Metrika. Please read this cookie policy carefully before using plati.market operated by us. Level up through a skill tree in 8 person multiplayer, or adventure solo! Make sure that in the "Country" you have written "Russian Federation" IF YOU ARE WRONG BY REGION OF ACCOUNT WHEN PURCHASING, REFUNDS WILL BE MADE WITH A 10% FEEīuild your farm and relationships with townsfolk, or forge ahead on a quest of magic, monsters, and dragons. We cannot send the game to other store regions, except Russian Federation. Remember that in order to deliver the game recipient must accept friend invite from our bot. If you want to buy the game as a gift - specify the link to the recipient´s profile. You can only activate it in your Steam library. You cant save the game into your inventory or trade it. ✅ DO NOT FORGET TO SPECIFY THE CORRECT PROFILE LINK. Immediately after payment you will receive a friend invitation in Steam from our bot, which will send you the game within a minute. Make sure that in the "Country" field you have written "Russian Federation". You can do this by following the link (log into your account). Before paying, you need to check if your region is correct. The game is only for Russian region (not CIS). Sun Haven Steam Gift Russia □ If you have problems with payment via a bank card, as well as to pay via other systems, use the Enot.io in payment options. ![]() ![]() ![]() The Aqua Drops are only compatible with Lihit Lab papers, but you can get a hole punch to turn loose papers into sheets that will fit. The ring binding can be opened by simply pulling on the page corners on the opposite sides of the rings, though you do have to pinch the rings closed. It has five sheets of graph paper inside.Īn alternative to the Smart Ring is the Lihit Lab Aqua Drops. It hides sensitive notes and accommodates page flags that stick out from the edge of the paper. ![]() Unlike its more colorful siblings, the Smart Ring Biz comes with an understated opaque cover that is slightly wider. Both options come with ten sheets of Sarasara paper. It is also available in a larger version that can hold sixty sheets. The Standard Smart Ring comes in B5 and A5 sizes, both of which hold about twenty five sheets. The rings open almost silently, a thoughtful feature for students who are rearranging papers during a lecture. Open the rings by flipping the small plastic stopper at the top of the spine and clicking it in place. You can even fold the binding back on itself so it takes up less space on a desk. The compact binding keeps it as slim as a spiral-bound notebook while still allowing you to add and remove pages. The Kokuyo Campus Smart Ring combines the best features of a notebook and a binder. However, a hole punch is available so that you can make your own refills. They cannot use paper that would otherwise fit in a Kokuyo or Maruman binder and can only use sheets that are made by Lihit Lab. Lihit Lab notebooks and memo pads are the exception to the rule. It punches the correct number of holes into sheets of A5 paper so that they can be added to a compatible 20-ring binder. Those who use A5 binders and want to use their own paper can purchase a hole punch. Be sure to check out the “Recommended Refills/Parts” link in the description of a binder, or the “Compatible Products” link on a loose leaf paper’s page, to see what products they can be used with. Helpfully, Maruman designed their loose leaf paper so that you can put smaller sheets in larger binders. Thus, papers made by these two companies are generally interchangeable as long as the size of the paper and binder are the same. There is an international standard for the placement of the holes, which Kokuyo and Maruman follow. Most manufacturers also make refill papers for their binders, though it’s rarely necessary to match the paper and binder brands. Energy use totaled 763 megajoules for plastic, and 2,622 megajoules for paper. Plastic bags used 58 gallons of fresh water, while paper used 1,004 gallons. Planner Stickers, Pens, Stamps, and More Plastic bags produced 7kg of municipal solid waste compared to 33.9kg for paper, and greenhouse gas emissions were equivalent to 0.04 tons of CO2 compared to paper’s 0.08 tons.Japanese Stationery: What's the Big Deal?.The Difference Between Ballpoint, Gel, and Rollerball Pens. ![]() |